1am, Wednesday. MITIE compound free-for-all. Come on down. These guys can't even be bothered to lock up after themselves.
Sorry, did I hear you say "ring their 'out of hours' number and let them know"? Shall we go through their complaints procedure? Why not? That way no one would ever know anything had not gone according to procedure.
6am. All quiet. (Of course it is, apart from the magpies). This is a nice estate where you can leave your doors open and not expect anything untoward to happen.
More MITIE blunders:
A Castell House resident yesterday discovered her car's rear window smashed in. The accident was witnessed by a ground floor tenant having works done. Whilst drilling a hole out for a new boiler flu, the drill bit flew out and smashed into the car. Luckily no one was hurt.
Meanwhile, cement has been pouring through the ceiling of another Castell House resident from the flat above, forming a hardened pile on the toilet floor... Lovely.